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Kid in Divorce Court

 
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bing77



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:09 pm    Post subject: Kid in Divorce Court Reply with quote

A kid's parents are getting a divorce and they're in court, and the judge says to the kid "Do you want to go live with your mom?". Kid says "No, Your Honor, my mom beats me". Judge says "Well then, do you want to go live with your dad?". Kid says "No, Your Honor, he beats me too." So the judge asks the kid who he wants to live with. Kid says "The Cleveland Browns, they don't beat anybody".
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

0-16. And they earned every loss.
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