Kaptured Chat

bing77 · Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 647

The President is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts �Mickey Mouse!� This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent�s supervisor takes him aside and asks, �What in the hell made you shout 'Mickey Mouse'?�

Blushing, the agent replies, �I got nervous. I meant to shout......

�Donald , duck!�

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"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."" �
~~~Emo Philips