Kaptured Chat

bing77 · Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 647

Frank was getting to go to on a trip to NYC for the first time and was talking to his friend Bill.

Bill: "While you're in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you go back to the back room and get laid. Come back to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night."

Frank: "That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?"

Bill: "No, I haven't. But my sister has."

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