Joined: 27 Apr 2007
|Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:46 pm Post subject: *** Man at the Door ***
|A woman was at home when she hears someone knocking on her door
She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there
That man asks her, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door, disgusted.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question,
"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in his face again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband thinks for a second and tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
"Honey, I'll take tomorrow off and stay home just in case this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whisper, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; "Do you have vagina?"
"Yes, actually I have one," she answers
So the man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
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