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Dr. Zaius
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 Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:55 pm Post subject: Two NFL Cheerleaders Arrested At Tampa Bar |
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Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
Story: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124
| Quote: | Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.
According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.
In the police report, witnesses claimed Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.
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According to the Panthers' official team Web site on NFL.com, Keathley is a registered nurse and second-year member of the TopCats. Thomas is listed as a student at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and first-year member of the cheerleading squad. |
Two Panther Cheerleaders caught doing the nasty?  In the bathroom??
I think I saw this movie in college. Or was is a beer commercial. (Tastes Great...less filling...) Sex in a public bathroom. They sound like a real class act.
So I go to see the 'ladies' bio, and I came accross these gems of quotes from Renee and Angela...
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Renee--Most Important Thing In Life: Live every moment to the fullest and love like you'll never be hurt.
Angela--Favorite Quote: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Too bad these two perverts weren't in Oregon. They could have performed in the restaurant and called it a sex show, thanks to the Oregon Supreme Court which found the right to live sex shows somewhere in the Constitution.
Let me put on my Dr.'s hat here:
I believe it is that women, despite social efforts to change their nature, still equate sexual relations with emotional attachment. The traditional male ability to enjoy sex for its own sake, separate from any value other than its intrinsic pleasure, is still largely a male domain. That is why the usual portrayal of woman in porn shows them as consumed by a voracious sexual appetite, in which, unlike the real world, just about any male partner will do. Foreplay is minimal, so they can get on to the action. So besides the basic attraction of visual stimulation, a male indulges in the fantasy of readily available women who seek the same sexual charge they do.
Taken to the extreme, a woman so horny as to find the female body as desirable as the male is an undeniable expression of a lust beyond any meaning in normal relations. It is just sex. This is not to say that two women can't have a longer term relationship, but men don't fantasize about these two cheerleaders settling down in a house together and seeking out a surrogate father, they think about how hot and uninhibited they are.
I think it's the same thing with female masturbation porn, or those who are attracted to bestiality. If a female will take a canine partner, that's one horny wench!
Just my 2 cents. |
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cymbalo(The Jen-uine one)
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject: Re: Two NFL Cheerleaders Arrested At Tampa Bar |
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You darn right!YEE-haaaaaaaa........  | Dr. Zaius wrote: | Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
..., but men don't fantasize about these two cheerleaders settling down in a house together and seeking out a surrogate father, they think about how hot and uninhibited they are. |
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KAppuccino
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:33 am Post subject: The Panthers already took down the "Cheerleaders" |
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It's rather funny, I caught the story last evening, and before this meeting at work we perused the Panthers website and got a good laugh. Ironically, the one that used the fake name and threw the punch was the "spotlight" cheerleader this month.
By this afternoon, clicking anything on the cheerleader portion resulted in a large Panthers logo. Maybe the traffic crashed the site. I know the two were already fired today.
I guess between all the trips I've taken on business, and all the things I've seen and done -- especially to "happening" places like Vegas, New Orleans, New York -- the one thing I always tried to remember is that I'm still representing my company when I'm out. |
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Jeff
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Dutchman
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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Jeff, that might be the link of the year.
The teaser on the local news was "NFL cheerleaders caught in public lesbian tryst! Details at 11!" Thank God for the November sweeps. |
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Jeff
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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| haha John Gibson has been all over it the last couple of days. He's quite funny at times. |
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Dr. Zaius
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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Story: http://www.local6.com/news/5278661/detail.html
A popular adult magazine has made an offer to the two cheerleaders accused of having sex with each other in a Florida bar and getting involved in a fight, according to a Local 6 News report.
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Should I buy a copy and reward bad behavior?? |
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Dr. Zaius
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UPDATE:
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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/09/D8DP3RB80.html
An ex-Carolina Panthers cheerleader charged with giving police a false name during her arrest at a bar has denied accounts that she was having sex with another cheerleader in a restroom stall.
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The two members of the Panthers TopCats were arrested early Sunday at a bar in Tampa, Fla., hours before Carolina played Tampa Bay. Some witnesses told police the two angered patrons waiting in a restroom line by having sex in a stall.
Another witness discounted the sex story, telling The Tampa Tribune that Thomas was drunk.
In a written statement, Thomas' attorney said his client wanted to apologize "to everyone affected by the incident."
"This was an unfortunate incident which has generated numerous rumors and inaccurate facts," attorney Peter Anderson wrote. "Miss Thomas denies all allegations of any sexual conduct."
The statement did not specifically address the criminal charges, but said Thomas is cooperating with authorities in Florida. Anderson declined to make any additional comment when reached by telephone Wednesday.
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Still...do they do the smut mag to pay for the lawyers??
This will be interesting to follow: innocent or guilty. |
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ReallyBillNeedle
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| They're saying here in Tampa that the so called "sex" act is not part of the charges against them. One of the woman is also denying that they were having sex. But she didn't say what they were doing in there... |
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Jeff
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:48 am Post subject: |
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| The link I posted up the thread at the smoking gun has the charges. Its funny how the best part of the story is the ROMP! But, there is no mention of the romp in the charges or the summarization. (unless I missed something, kind of hard to read the handwriting). |
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KAppuccino
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| ReallyBillNeedle wrote: | | They're saying here in Tampa that the so called "sex" act is not part of the charges against them. One of the woman is also denying that they were having sex. But she didn't say what they were doing in there... |
They were probably doing something innocent like discussing European politics or something. The other bar patron probably disagreed with Ms. Thomas' opinion that the new coalition government in Germany was a good thing, starting an altercation.
"...didn't say what they were doing in there"
"...police don't know how Thomas gained possesion of the license."
Wait a second...it'll come to me. I'll think of it. |
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Jeff
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